I've hit a bit of a literary slump it seems. I can't really force myself to expand on something that doesn't hit me as amusing. I searched a little deeper and started to think of a few things I've heard come out of my mouth in the past couple of months:

1. Someone else: Oh, is your daughter about 1 and 1/2?
Me: no, she is 18 mo

2. Oh Madelyn, enough, it didn't even hurt, the booger I picked was still soft, not hard and stuck to your inner nose sidewall. ..see (holding booger on finger tip for us both to examine)

3. Chris: What are you thinking about?
Meg: when the last time I showered was
Chris: I thought you showered yesterday
Meg: I did but I totally forgot to clean myself when I was in there