Cheating

Per suggestion of a fellow literary genius I will add a few emails that have been created:

This was our New Year Eve this year:
maddy pees thru her sleeper and chris notices a wet spot on the floor and we are like..wtf? anywho, take her jammies off and realize i forgot to put a diaper on her last time i changed her...yup. that's right. so, bath time.

gus pukes all over chris's side of the bed, i think it was the full 35 min of breast feeding and 40 oz..chris was like..do we have another set of sheets? and i thought and then realized we were using it as a tree skirt.

This was an actual conversation I had with my husband just this week:

An example on how chronic sleep deprivation has impacted my brain..aka nature's hangover
CR: there is a new car that is totally electric, isn't that cool?
MR: yeah, what do they call it?
CR: the leaf.
MR: the leaf??: (note leaf is italicized w/ a questioning facial expression)...that is a stupid name CR: well, it's because it's green
MR: Green?? (same expression) that's the dumbest shit i've ever heard..they won't let people get in whatever color they want? idiots
CR: looks at mr w/ a 1/2 sarcastic/1/2 worried look on his face..are you serious? it's greeeeen
MR: (insert picture of megan's head w/ little bubbles going up in the air to a big bubble w/ a light bulb in it) WOW...(said 1/2 worried 1/2 sarcastic)
all as we are watching dvr'd jersey shore reunion...awesome, getting dumber by the minute